Silly Definitions

SCHOOL: A place where father pays and son plays.

DIVORCE: Future tense of marriage.

NURSE: A person who wakes you up to give you a sleeping pill.

MOSQUITO: An active creature who sings and prey’s over you.

COLLEGE: The rest house for the restless.

SECRETS: Something a woman can keep with telling effect.

PROVERB: A short sentence based on long experience.