Saturday, February 10, 2007

MARRIAGE, DIVORCE, LINGUIST, EXPERT

MARRIAGE: The miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure to a duty.

DIVORCE: A woman who gets richer by decrees.

LINGUIST: A man who has mastered every tongue but his wife’s.

EXPERT: A person who knows more and more about less and less, until he knows practically everything about almost nothing.

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