DEFINITIONS 04

HONEY MOON: The vacation a man takes before working under a new boss

HOSPITAL BED: A parked taxi with the meter running.

LIFE INSURANCE: A contract that keeps you poor so you can die rich.

COACH: A fellow who is always willing to lay down your life for his job.

BUDJET: A schedule for going into debt systematically.

ADOLESCENCE: The period when children are certain they will never be as dumb as their parents.

DIPLOMACY: The art of saying nice doggie until you have time to pick a stone.

ACHIEVEMENT: Is what young people tell what they are doing, old people what they have done, and fools what they wish to do.

AGE: A girl and an automobile are much alike. A good paint job conceals the years, but the lines tells the story.