DEFINITIONS 02

STUDENT : Young pensioner without any previous service.

BANKER : One who lends his umbrella when the sky is clear, and takes it away as soon as it begins to rain.

ECONOMIST : A man who know more about money than people have.

HUSBAND : One who lays down the law to his wife and then accepts all the amendments.

INDIGESTION : Failure to adjust a square meal into a round stomach.

DIABETES : Curse of sweet tooth.

POLITICIAN : A person who promises to build a bridge even if there is no river.

POLICE MAN : A person who is never present for help in times of trouble.