TELEVISON - BUSINESSMAN - DOCTOR - PHILOSPHER

TELEVISON : A T.V. is a device, which gives headache and also gives the name of the medicine for headache.

BUSINESSMAN : A businessman is a person for whom time is money and money is time.

DOCTOR : Marriage is like a violin, after the beautiful music is over, the strings are still attached.

PHILOSPHER : A fool who torments himself during life to be spoken when dead