DEFINITIONS

KISSING : A means of getting two people together that they can’t see anything wrong with each other.

PUNCTUALITY : The art of waiting for those who are unpunctual.

HYPOCRITE : A person who writes a book praising atheism and then prays it will sell.

FAX MACHINE : A device that allows someone at the other side to pile up work on your desk.

ELECTION campaign: Election Campaigns are like cleaning Windows. The dirt is always on the other side.

DOCTOR : One who charges before discharging?

HOSTEL : A modern hospital visited by the patients, suffering from special disease called “Study”.

DISCIPLINE : A word missing from the dictionary of students.

MARRIAGE : Two blades of scissors pivoted together, which always move in the opposite directions to cut whatever comes before them.

PURSE : A pouch which is always empty except for few days in a month