Teacher: "Pedro, use 'deposit' in a sentence."
Pedro: "Sisiw, Ma'm, D' posit is leaking."
Teacher: "No, no, no, you got it wrong, let me explain it to you further. You know .... Bank?...Deposit?...see the relationship?"
Pedro: "Oh yes, I got it."
Teacher: "Okey, I'll give you another chance, use 'deposit' in a sentence."
Pedro: "D' posit in the bank is leaking."
• You go to get a balance inquiry, and instead of printing out a receipt the screen says: "Not worth wasting paper", and ejects your card. You try to get a balance inquiry, and the screen says: "Account not found." and keeps your card.
• You insert your card, and try to get some cash, and the ATM laughs and spits out your shredded card.
• You withdraw some money to pay some bills, count it, and the screen says: "What, you thought there was some EXTRA there? HA!", and ejects your card clear across the room.
• You think you've got $100 in your account and go to take out $50, and the screen says: "Not in this lifetime." and laughs as you bang on the machine, trying desperately to get your card back that the machine has taken.
• You go to the ATM, and there's a picture of you a-la-"Most Wanted" staring forlornly at the ATM camera with a caption that reads: "Wanted for trying to get water from a dry well."
