Blonde in a Pawn Shop

A blonde walks into a pawn shop and sees a TV that she liked. She walked up to the clerk and asked how much for it.
"Sorry Ma'am, I don't sell things to blondes" he replied.
Shocked, she walked out of the store. That night, she dyed her hair brown. The next day, she went back to the store and asked the clerk for the price of the television.
Same reply.
Frustrated, she bought a red wig and wore it to the store the next day.
When she asked the clerk, he told her the same thing.
"How did you know it was me?!" she asked.
"Because, that isn't a TV, it's a microwave."

Private Secretary

Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.

Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago.

"After my very first week on the job," Nancy said, "I received a raise. At the end of the second week he called me into his private office, gave me a lovely black nightie, five pairs of nylon stockings and said, 'These are for a beautiful efficient secretary.'

"At the end of the third week he gave me a fabulous mink stole. Then, this afternoon, he called me into his private office again, presented me with this fabulous diamond bracelet and asked me if I could consider making love to him and what it would cost."

"I told him that I would, and because he had been so nice to me, he could have it for just 500 bucks, although I was charging all the other guys in the office one thousand. That's when he jumped out the window."

Police officer

A blonde lady was driving along the highway when a blonde police officer pulled her over for speeding.

Officer, "May I see your licence?

Lady, "What does it look like?"

Officer, "Its a rectangular thing with a photo of you on it."

The lady looks through her bag and pulls out her compact mirror and hands it to the officer.

The officer opens it up and says, "If you had told me you were a police officer I wouldn't have pulled you over."

Two Nuns and a Blind Man

Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother
Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring
about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their
habits, and paint in the nude.

In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the
nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each
other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room,
they open the door.

"Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"

Influence

Men were influenced more by romance, sex, hobbies and victories of their favorite sports team, while the happiness of women lay in sunny weather, being with family and losing weight.