Titanic Indian version

• If the Titanic was made in India:
• 10. There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
• 9. There has to be a song with a girl wearing a white dress, singing in the rain.
• 8. By the end of the movie he finds his mom, dad, sister and brother.
• 7. It's seven and half-hours long.
• 6. The movie would be called "Doobta Hua Pyar".
• 5. Kate Winslet played by Madhuri Dixit, and Leonard Di' Caprio played by Salman Khan.
• 4. The boat would sink, because there are too many people on it.
• 3. None of the people would float for long cause of the saris.
• 2. They would be serving mango fruity on the boat.
• 1. Wait a minute it was an Indian movie if you think about it.

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Can you imagine how many times we would hear "Bachaoooo"!!!

PS: The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the cold water for days and yet survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water.