Saturday, April 28, 2007

Sins of Indians


10. Marrying a blond is a sin. Making love to a blond is a partial sin.
9. Pre-marital sex is a sin. Marital sex is a partial sin.
8. Taking dowry is a sin. Giving dowry is a partial sin.
7. Bullying one's wife is a sin. Having to submit is a partial sin.
6. Gambling is a sin. Playing cards is a partial sin.
5. Drinking is a sin. Smoking is a partial sin.
4. Eating beef is a sin. Eating pork is a partial sin.
3. Hurting a cow is a sin. Hurting insects is a partial sin.
2. Not phoning home is a sin. Running up a huge bill is a partial sin.
1. Forgetting first language is a sin. Speaking with an accent is a partial sin.

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