TIT BITS 04

MARRIAGE:-

Marriage is a graduation ceremony where one loses a bachelor’s degree without acquiring a master’s degree.

OPTIMIST & PESSIMIST:-

Optimist invented the aero plane and the Pessimist the parachute.


RACE HORSE:-

The only animal that can take several thousand people for a ride, at the same time.

AN OPTIMIST : is a person who feel that all doors are with handles and hinges.

AN PESSIMIST: is a person who feels that all doors have locks and latches.