TIT BITS 03

POLITICIAN : A person who shakes your hand before Election and shakes your confidence after Election.

FATHER : A banker provided by nature.

INCOME TAX : A Government exercise of robbing me to pay you.

DIPLOMACY : Telling your boss, he has an open mind, instead of telling him he has a hole in his head.
PATIENCE : A quality you admire in the driver behind you, but can’t stand the driver who’s in front of you