DIVORCE

The Judge (J.) asks the little girl (LG):
Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy?
LG - No, my mummy beats me.
J. - Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy.
LG - No, my daddy beats me too.
J. - Well then, who do you want to live with?
LG - I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!!

Iam better Golfher than Tiger Woods

This is the real Soccer header .............

One for cricket fans

A woman goes to the police station and complains that she has been raped by an Indian batsman.
The policeman askes how she knew he was Indian.

She replies, "Well, he wasn`t in for very long" ! (Ha, ha !)

Why did Mike Tyson learn to bite ears?

How else do you tell a 275 pound inmate that "no means no"?