WHAT KIND?

Q. What kind of cookies do birds like?

A. Chocolate Chirp.

Q. What word is always spelled uncorrectly?

A. Incorrectly.

Q. What has four legs but can’t move?

A. A table.

Q. Why is the computer so good at golf?

A. Because it has a hard drive.

Q. How do bees brush their hair?

A. With a honeycomb.

Q. How do you make soup into gold?

A. Put 24 carrots in it?