Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.

Imagine what would happen if GOD installs Voice Mail in Heaven.

When you pray, you will get this response:

"Hi, Thank you for calling Heaven.

If you want to speak to

Lord Ganesha - Press 1

Lord Shiva - Press 2

Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with "Gopiyan " ) For a

Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4 For Further Assistance

from

Menka / Pari / Angels -Press *. You press 1 and get connected to

Ganeshji and hear the Following message :

If you want to make a request - Press 5

For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works)

For thanks giving - Press 7

For any thing else , please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you If you would like to hear

Naradji

(TOLLFREE) singing Bhajan while you are holding - Press *



After a few minutes comes the following message :

"Our records show that you have already prayed once today. Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive priest of your nearest temple.

Thank you for calling Heaven

Note : All the names according to the Hindu Mythology . Not to hurt any body