HUMOR ON LAWYER

Q. What do you call one lawyer thrown off a bridge into a river?

A: Pollution


Q: What do you call all lawyers thrown off a bridge:

A: Solution.


Q: Why was the lawyer skimming the Bible right before he died?


A: He was looking for loopholes.


Q: What is the difference between a good lawyer & a bad lawyer?

A: A bad lawyer can let a case drag on for several years. A good lawyer can make it last ever longer.