HUMOR ON COMMUNISM, SOCIALSIM, NAZISM, FACISM AND CAPITALISM

COMMUNISM: If you have tow cows, you give both cows to the government, and then the government sell you some of the milk.

SOCIALISM: If you have two cows, you give both cows to the government, and then the government gives you some of the milk.

NAZISM: If you have two cows, the government shoots you and takes both cows.

FACISM: If you have two cows, you milk both of them and give government half of the milk.

CAPITALISM: If you have two cows, you sell one cow & buy a bull.